Violight Sonic Ion Toothbrush & UV Sanitizer with 4 Toothbrush Heads

Sorry We Can’t Be There As Well

So, heroes! For the last… oh, eighty years or so, you’ve thwarted my plans… oh, six hundred thousand, three hundred and eighty times. But today! Today is MY day!

Because you, heroes, are all busy at the New York Comic Con! Posing for pictures, fraternizing, getting all those special event-only items- I DESERVE THOSE ITEMS! ME! BARON JERKFACE! And today, heroes, I shall have them! For while you are busy with your “adoration”, I will use this Violight Sonic Ion Toothbrush and UV Sanitizer to DESTROY YOUR WORLD!

Yes, my sworn enemies. No chance have you this time. In fact, the Violight Sonic Ion Toothbrush and UV Sanitizer is so easy to use that I can even gloat while preparing it. HA HA! FOOLS! The four brush heads go into the base. ALL OF YOU, FOOLS! Close the lid, and the sanitizing begins automatically. FOOOOOLS!

And then, when you are at your weakest due to the germicidal ultraviolet rays, I’ll strike with my rechargeable Sonic Ion Toothbrush! With over 30,000 vibrations per minute, it will tear you apart like you were useless plaque! Which, in my opinion, you are! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now, I’ll just hit this button and the Violight Sonic Ion Toothbrush and UV Sanitizer will begin to tear you apart! Three, two, one… AHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! BEHOLD: THE MASTER OF THE WORLD! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAwait, what’s happening? What’s going on? I couldn’t possibly have… oh, I see. The Violight Sonic Ion Toothbrush and UV Sanitizer turns off automatically after ten minutes. Well, that’s unfortunate.

You win this round, heroes. But I’ll be back. So swears… BARON JERKFACE!