Patty Hearst, Princess
Ho ho! Ho ho! It’s off to bed we go!
Okay, boys, I’ll be in after a few minutes, I just need to clean up! The thing about being a rich heiress is, you never really learn what it means to love. But I’ve learned what it means to love. Love means really being happy to do something for someone else, no matter how degrading or disgusting. Like, right now, I’m cleaning the bathroom after seven bachelors who also work in a mine all day! And yet, I’m singing while I do it! Tra-la-la-la-la!
The woodsman called it “Stockholm Syndrome” so I locked him in a shed without food or water. Because what it really is, is love! Love keeps me warm at night, love gives me a reason to wake up, and love also is why I bought the Emjoi DentaPure Toothbrush Sanitizer. You see, I don’t want my seven favorite boys to keep losing teeth! With the Emjoi DentaPure Toothbrush Sanitizer, I can sanitize four toothbrushes at once, getting rid of all those strange germs that can live in the teeth of fantasy creatures. Do you know that a unicorn’s mouth is nine times more dirty than yours or mine? Yuck!
I still love my kindly father, of course, but being here with the boys is my true calling. I’m just glad that the Emjoi DentaPure Toothbrush Sanitizer is around. It would be just horrible to hand-sanitize each toothbrush. Think of all the time that would take away from my pick-axe polishing! Oh, excuse me, it’s time for me to read a bedtime story. Coming, boys! Tra-la, tra-la, tra-la!
Warranty: 1 Year Emjoi
Condition: New
Features:
- Keeps up to four toothbrushes sanitized at once
- Cycle-sanitizes for 3 minutes on and 27 minutes off
- Sleek wall-mountable design
- Lid double a bathroom cup
- Measures 8-1/4 inches tall and 3 inches in diameter
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In the box:
- (1) Emjoi AP-81 DentaPure Toothbrush Sanitizer
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