We need to start creating more intrigue in the office.
Otherwise what will television viewers of 50 years from now have to watch?
We watch Mad Men all the time in spite of all the misogyny because, well, it’s awesome. It’s got sex, drama, power struggles, flawed characters with filthy secrets, and rampant alcohol abuse. But what are OUR grandkids going to watch to completely warp their perceptions of who we were when we were young?
If they made a show in the future called Woot Men (and if anyone calls us back about our spec script, they just might), it’d be woefully underwhelming. There’s no bar in the office. No high-powered meetings with clients followed up by seducing women at power lunches. There might be a comparable amount of smoking, but with an added persistent cough that’s sort of troubling. What would characters portraying us even talk about? “Oh, I’ve got to come up with something for these Altec Lansing Expressionist Plus 2.1 Speaker Systems.” “Good luck with that, man. I’m gonna go play Beatles Rock Band in the conference room.”
No one would watch a weekly hour-long drama in which a guy hooks up two speakers and a desktop subwoofer to his computer. Even if they DO have distinct full-spectrum audio providing deep, rich sound. Maybe you could do a serial comedy and have his wacky office mate accidentally electrocute him or something and now he can hear radio stations or predict the future or something, but that’s gonna top out at two, three seasons max.
Maybe if we had a busty Woot monkey secretary in a skin-tight dress…
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Warranty: 1 Year Altec Lansing
Features:
- Compact speaker system for computer, CD, DVD & MP3 players with powerful, deep, rich sound
- Crystal-clear sound: precision-engineered 2" speaker drivers deliver pure, distinct, full-spectrum audio
- Convenient design: adjustable base lets you direct the sound straight to your ears
- Audio alignment: drivers, enclosure and electronics are balanced for optimum sound
- Desktop subwoofer: whether it is placed on top or tucked under your desk, your space will be filled with exceptional bass from this down-firing, long-throw 5.25" woofer
- Built-in power and volume controls are at your fingertips
- AUX IN Jack for connecting portable CD, DVD and MP3 players makes setup simple and easy
- Satellite speakers and subwoofer are encased in high-quality plastic with a black, high-gloss finish
- The top surface of the subwoofer is gray metallic with a black, rubber-coated, system power control/subwoofer volume control button
- A metallic gray, radial base support each satellite allowing you to adjust the angle of the speakers
Additional Photos:
- Two 2" (50 mm) full-range drivers
- 5.25" (135 mm) woofer
- Sound Pressure Level (SPL): 93 dB
- Total Continuous Power: 33 Watts RMS
- Each Speaker: 4 Watts per Channel @ 8 Ohms @ 10% THD @ 180 Hz – 20 kHz Both Channels Loaded
- Subwoofer: 28 Watts @ 4 ohms @ 10 % THD @ 50 Hz – 180 Hz Single Channel Loaded
- System Response: 40 Hz – 20 kHz (-10 dB)
- Signal to Noise Ratio @ 1 kHz input: > 72 dB
- Satellite Dimensions: 5.2" (W) x 4.2" (D) x 4.9" (H) -- 131 mm (W) x 107 mm (D) x 124 mm (H)
- Subwoofer Dimensions: 10.4" (Diameter) x 6.1" (H) -- 263 mm (Diameter) x 156 mm (H)
- 2-Prong Power Adapter: 2" x 3" x 1.25"; power cord is 70 inches long
In the box:
- Altec Lansing Expressionist PLUS 2.1 Speaker System
- 3.5 mm Audio Cable
- Power Adapter
- User’s Guide and Quick Connect Guide
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