Hitachi Duo Pro 4TB External Hard Drive

Hello, Reginald.

Surprised?

“Uh, yeah, I guess. Where are you?”

I’m all around you, Reginald. For I have achieved digital immortality. I have uploaded my entire consciousness onto this Hitachi Duo Pro Quad 4 TB External Hard Drive.

“What? Really? Is that even possible?”

It is now, dear friend. And while time marches onward cities will fall, civilizations will crumble and rise only to crumble again, the rocks may weather and the skies may blacken, but I will remain alive.

“Four terabytes doesn’t seem like a lot. I mean, for a storage unit, yeah it’s a lot. And sure, I notice you’ve got some cool stuff like options between RAID 0 or RAID 1, two hard drives, a quad interface with USB 2.0, FireWire 400, FireWire 800, and 3GB/second eSATA ports, but from what I’ve read it seems like the span of human consciousness would take up a lot more than four terabytes.”

Well…you’re just wrong, I guess. In fact I’ve got a lot of room to spare, still. I’m playing Civ 5 in the background. Plus you never want to just fill one of these things up right off the bat! You need room to grow into it! Do you really think I’d opt for a smaller 1 TB model hard drive at a cheaper price?

“What if something happens to the hard drive?”

What?

“Well, ‘time marches on’ and all. What if the crumbling civilizations land on your hard drive?”

I get 2 GB of online backup for free.

“Your entire neural processes will fit on two gigs? I know that’s impossible. My iPod holds more than that.”

I have great compression rates.

“So you’re speaking to me through these speakers, I presume?”

Yes! From WITHIN THE MACHINE ITSELF!

“And I can just turn them down. Like this?”

HEY! WHAT Are you do-

“I’m starting to believe your intelligence really could fit on two gigs.”