HP Pavilion Quad-Core Desktop with 1TB HDD, 6GB RAM & Windows 7

Greetings, Program

Even now, the little people that live in your computer are building tiny casino hotels. And you’ve got to meet their needs.

You say you’ve got some little gigabyte hard drive? Man, they must be packed in like an Indian market! You need something better, something closer to an HP Quad-Core Desktop with 1TB Hard Drive and 6GB RAM. That’s how you handle your ever-growing digital middle class.

Let’s face it, back in the 80s, the whole world could fit on a floppy. Today, what with cookies and sandboxes and legacy code, there’s a lot of stuff. Javascript moves in on a short-term visa, updates create new bugs, permissions require treaties that benefit both sides, who can handle a word with less than 6 gigs of RAM? And that’s not even considering the issue of the trash disposal.

Of course, you’ll be able to move files freely with the SuperMulti DVD Burner with Lightscribe, so in case of a population control issue… well, think of it as a shiny round colony. The little program guys will be going boldly into the universe, maybe even to a different computer. They’ll be heroes! Someone will build statues to them! Until they have to delete them to save space. But with a 1 TB hard drive, that day might be far off.

Don’t put yourself into the position of the despot kings. Don’t wake up one morning to find a nanite rebellion. Those teeny digital people have needs too, and if they don’t get what they want, they might explode. Get an HP Quad-Core Desktop with 1TB Hard Drive and 6GB RAM and offer your data the world it wants and deserves.