Panasonic Lumix 14.1 MP Digital Camera

Dancing, You Know It Baby

“Hi, Walter, sorry I’m late, I… what’s wrong? Why do you look so sad?”

“Oh, Elaine. It’s so hard being a cool video store clerk these days. Back in your day, working in a video store was all you needed to be cutting edge. But these days, the underground is so fragmented! The technorati hate the people in skinny jeans, the people in skinny jeans hate the photographers, the photographers hate the film students, the film students hate the avant-rockers, the avant-rockers hate the Facebook elite, I just don’t know where to fit in! I mean, who ever heard of a skinny jeans wearing photographer/filmmaker?”

“Walter, don’t be silly! If I learned one thing from watching The Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles it’s that different groups can ALWAYS get along once they start making out in a closet! And that means there’s always a way. Here, look at this!”

“A Panasonic 14.1MP Digital Camera? Wow, it’s so… thin!”

“That’s right, Walter. And that’s something else I learned in the 80s. Thin is always better. So it’s no surprise to me that the Panasonic 14.1MP Digital Camera is powerful enough to record movies in HD. And yet, it also carries all the features you’d expect in a 14.1 megapixel camera. There’s a touch screen, and a lens cover to protect the lens from scratches or dust. And you know what that means? It means you can easily fit the Panasonic 14.1MP Digital Camera right in the pocket of your skinny jeans! Like this!”

“Elaine, that’s amazing! Only… well, I know you’ve worn tight jeans all your life, but how did you manage to put an entire camera in your pocket like that?”

“That’s the magic of the Panasonic 14.1MP Digital Camera, silly! It’s the very latest thing. And even better, it’s a perfect way to balance yourself between all the different trendy groups. Photos, movies, style, class, why, it’s just like Ferris Bueller! And everyone loved Ferris Bueller, right?”

“They sure did! You know, I never considered it before, but with a Panasonic 14.1MP Digital Camera, I could be the first skinny jeaned photographer that also makes Motion JPEG films! And if I learn to play guitar, I’ll probably get thousands of Facebook friends, and… I can do it, Elaine! I can bring the whole world together! No more nerds and preps and jocks and goths, just people! All of us, together, as one! And the Panasonic 14.1MP Digital Camera is the key!”

“Wow, man, what a great idea! You should get started on that right away! Hey, while you’re out, can you get me a slice of pizza?”

“Elaine, I don’t think you’re taking my plan for world peace very seriously.”

“No, no, I am, really. I just rushed here so I didn’t have time to eat lunch. Hey, why don’t you bring me the pizza BEFORE you get started on this great idea? I mean, Duckie would have done it for me.”