Asus 10.1” Netbook with 250GB Hard Drive and Windows 7

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“Hey, Teacher! You look distracted!”

“Mmm? Oh, yes, it’s you. My pal-around friend. Good thing, too, because the Earth is in real danger!”

“What’s that, Teacher? More so than the last time we fought the Robo-men?”

“Oh, my, yes. Very much more. You see, this time, the Earth is under attack from monsters that appear as bored angels. See? Like that one over there! And if they get too bored, they ATTACK PEOPLE WHO USE THE INTERNET!”

“Oh, no! How do we stop them, Teacher?”

“We can’t. They’re unstoppable. Like, really. Far more powerful than I, let alone the average person on this planet. But, strangely, the won’t attack anyone that owns an Asus 10.1” Netbook with 250GB Hard Drive and Windows 7.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, it’s weird. Anyone who DOESN’T own an Asus 10.1” Netbook with 250GB Hard Drive and Windows 7, they’ll get torn apart, very painfully, in a process that takes centuries. Centuries of constant, unending fear and pain, yep. That’s the fate of anyone who sees a bored angel if they don’t then immediately buy an Asus 10.1” Netbook with 250GB Hard Drive and Windows 7.”

“And if they do, Teacher?”

“Hmm? Oh, well, if they do, then the bored angel goes away, doesn’t it? And the person becomes very lucky and maybe gets a free puppy or something.”

“Teacher, that’s it! We just have to create a way for every person on the planet to get an Asus 10.1” Netbook with 250GB Hard Drive and Windows 7!”

“Aw, Tulip, you’re so adorably naive. How could we do that? Unless…”

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

 

Warranty: 90 Day Asus

Condition: Refurbished

Asus 1005HAB-RBLK001S Black N270 Netbook Specifications:

• Intel Atom Processor N270 (1.6GHz, 533MHz FSB, 512KB L2 Cache)
• Genuine Windows 7 Starter Operating System (32-Bit)
• 1024MB DDR2 533MHz SDRAM Single Channel Memory (Expandable to 2GB)
• 250GB SATA hard drive (5400 RPM)
• 3-Cell Lithium-Ion (5200mAh)
• Integrated Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 950
• 802.11b/g/n Wi-Fi CERTIFIED
• 10.1” WSVGA LED-backlit (1024X600 resolution) Display
• Three USB 2.0 Ports
• VGA Connector Port
• Keyboard with Touchpad
• Multi-in-1 Digital Media Card Reader (MultiMediaCard, Secure Digital, Secure Digital High Capacity)
• 10/100 Ethernet LAN (RJ-45 Port)
• Built-In Speakers, Integrated Digital Microphone, Headphone (with Dolby Headphone Technology), Line Out Jack
• Integrated 1.3 MP Webcam
• Weighs 2.8 lbs
• Dimensions: 1” (H) X 10.3” (W) X 7.0” (D)

Additional Photos:

• Asus 1005HAB-RBLK001S Black N270 Netbook
• Asus 1005HAB-RBLK001S Black N270 Netbook Detail
• Asus 1005HAB-RBLK001S Black N270 Netbook Left Profile
• Asus 1005HAB-RBLK001S Black N270 Netbook Right Profile
• Asus 1005HAB-RBLK001S Black N270 Netbook Keyboard

In the box:

• Asus 1005HAB-RBLK001S Black 10.1” Netbook with Intel Atom Processor N270, 1.6GHz, 250GBHDD, 1GB DDR and Windows 7
• Netbook Battery
• Power Adapter and Cable