Philips 47” 1080p LCD HDTV

Remember that picture of the horse I showed you earlier?

This is a BIG horse.

Order now you get the Dynamic Contrast, you get the full HD LCD display with 1920 x 1080p resolution. Four HDMI inputs with Easylink for a full HD connection. Pixel Plus HD processing. Dolby Digital Output for your home theater system.

Look at that horse! The bushy tail, the big teeth. The hooves. The…uh, wings.

Okay, my producer is telling me that this is actually a refurbished Philips 47” 1080p LCD HDTV. Heck, it may even be a moth. Or an octopus for all I know, because the American educational system long ago failed me and I resolved to float through life on my looks.

Regardless of WHAT it is, you have to admit it’s a great deal. I mean, I may not have the keenest grasp on visual acuity, but this horse-TV looks like a pretty impressive model. I mean the tail, or screen, or whatever it is looks really crisp and clear.

Order now and you’ll get what may be a bridle but could also be Child Protection features like child lock and parental control, as well as a remote that could also possibly be a 1965 Studebaker.