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We’re just about ready for tonight’s Main Event!

A No-Disqualifications-Allowed Slobberknocker for the Title!

Jack Grapple here, alongside 46-time American Samoa/Polynesian Title Holder “Darling” Darryl Dangle and we’ll be calling the action for tonight’s Continental Shelf Underwater City of Atlantis Title match between Kelly “The Brewmaster” Brubaker and The Unstoppable Golem! Dangle, who do you like tonight?

“There’s no question, Jack. This match can go only one of two ways: either The Brewmaster gives up and saves his own life, or The Golem actually kills him in the ring!”

We had controversy last week after Brubaker enlisted the help of Loco Moco, the wrestling shaman from the island of Hawai’i, to put a curse on The Golem. Things didn’t turn out as planned, though, and Loco Moco is still recuperating at Stevens County General Hospital. He’s in our prayers.

“And he got what he deserved for interfering with a soon-to-be champion!”

Both combatants are in the ring, and there’s the bell! Remember folks, all bets are off in this match. Nothing is prohibited, including weapons.

“And Brewmaster’s going to need all the help he can get against The Golem!”

What’s this? Kelly Brubaker’s not even challenging the Golem! He’s going right under the mat; he’s got a box of something there!

“Looks like mice!”

It IS! That looks like an iHome Optical Netbook Mouse he’s pulling out. He’s hurling it at The Golem!

“This is unbelievable!”

Black and silver, red and black, blue and black, white and silver, he’s got different color combinations in there and OH MY! One connects with Golem’s eye and he’s down to one knee. Brubaker takes the opportunity to leap into the ring!

“Just like the coward he is.”

Shut up, Dangle! Brubaker looks like he’s going for his patented Lauter Tun Leglock. Wait a second!

“He was playing possum!”

I don’t believe it! The Golem faked injury to lure the Brewmaster in and now he’s landing a flurry of punches to the champ’s head! This looks bad! He’s got Brubaker on the ropes!

“And if he’s smart he’s going to end it, right here!”

He’s heading to the top rope!

“Here it comes, baby!”

Brubaker’s airborne! The Golem is right after him! Matzah Mash! Matzah Mash! Oh my god, what a finishing move!

“Count it, Grapple!”

There’s the referee! One, two, three! This one’s over! Ladies and gentlemen, your new Continental Shelf Underwater City of Atlantis Champion, The Unstoppable Golem!

 

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Features:

• Optical technology – glides smoothly across your desktop surface
• Retractable USB cable – change the length of the mouse’s USB cable to your preference and retract it fully for portability
• For right or left hand use – contoured to the shape of your hand allowing you to work or play in comfort
• Dimensions (approximate): (L) 3” x (W) 1.5” x (H) .5”

Compatibility:

• Requires USB port for both PC and Mac
• PC: Windows XP, Windows Vista, or Windows 7
• Mac: OS X 10.5x or later

In the box:

• (1) iHome Optical Netbook Mouse (Choose: Black/Silver, Red/Black, Blue/Black orWhite/Silver)
• (1) Quick Start Guide