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jeudi 14 octobre 2010

Sanyo 52” 120Hz 1080p LCD HDTV


How I YIPYIP Your WEEE-OOOO
“Dawg Gone” is filmed before a live studio audience.
“Say, neighbor! How’s it going?”
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“Oh, morning, YIP WEEE-OOO, good to see you. How’s the wife?”
“Same as always. A total WEEE-OOO YIPYIPYIP!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“I heard that, buddy! Say, it’s great that you’re here, but what brings you by? Are you up to something?”
“Me? I’m as YIP YIP as a newborn WEEE-OOO!”
HAHAHAHAHA
“Besides, I brought you a gift!”
“A gift?”
“A gift! See? It’s this refurbished Sanyo 52” 120Hz 1080p LCD HDTV!”
“A refurbished Sanyo 52” 120Hz 1080p HDTV LCD? Say, that’s outstanding! Where’d you get a cool TV like this?”
“I found it! Just sitting around near where the cattle feed! I guess those cowboys were throwing it away or something.”
“The c-c-c-c-cowboys? WEEE-OOOO! YIP YIP YIP YIP WEEEE-OOOOO!”
“What are you talking about with your ‘Yip Yip Yip Yip Weee-ooo’ nonsense? There’s no danger here! C’mon, help me move it into your burrow. We’ll hook it up and watch a few of those ‘nature programs’ on cable.”
WOOOOOOOOoooooooo
“Well, I guess the wife won’t be home until- wait, wait, are you crazy? That’s not going to fit into the burrow! It’s a 52 inch diagonal full HD LCD television with satellite and external antenna hookups! What were we thinking? We might as well just take it back.”
“Wh-wh-wh-whaaaat?”
HAHAHAHAHA
“Listen you YIP WEEE-OO YIP. I just dragged this Sanyo 52” 120Hz 1080p LCD HDTV all across theWEEE-OOO YIP YIP prairie. It’s got three HDMI ports, a USB port, Component, Coaxial, a PC-VGA with Mini Audio input, built-in speakers, an equalizer… you’re not taking it back.”
“But what are we going to do? We can’t just leave it out here?”
“I GOT IT! We’re prairie dogs, right? All we gotta do… is dig!”
TWO HOURS LATER
“Huff puff huff puff huff puff”
“Man, you’re so outta shape. If I were digging, we’d already be watching our Sanyo 52” 120Hz 1080p LCD HDTV right now!”
“Yeah, why aren’t you helping me dig, anyway?”
“Isn’t it obvious? I’m on guard duty! YIP YIP! WEEE-OOOOO!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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