Waring Pro Corded/Cordless Stainless Steel Wine Chiller – 2 Pack

We know what you’re thinking.

“Why isn’t this over on Wine.Woot?!”

We get it; you’re not one of those “high and mighty” wine types over at our sister site. You don’t buy booze just to let it sit on a dark rack in the basement. If you’re buyin’ it you better believe it’s gonna get drank that night.

And not some three pack of Riesling, either. We’re talkin’ REAL booze! The kind that comes in a 40 oz. bottle or 24 oz. can for $0.99 and all but guarantees to make you sick. So why would we dare to offer you, the unwashed Woot masses, something like this Waring Pro Cordless Wine Chiller 2 Pack?

Simple: it can accommodate a forty.

That’s right. A forty, as in 40 oz. bottle, can comfortably fit inside these chillers and reach a desired temperature in minutes. Sure all that other stuff (timer display, the rotation for faster chilling, the recommended chill times for red, white, and sparkling) might apply to wine, but they don’t apply ONLY to wine. They could apply to questionably-crafted malt liquor, too.

And if there’s anything we know about our core audience, it’s that questionably-crafted malt liquor is probably going to score highly.